#porsche and chay together without missing a beat: you look stupider

[snickerdoodlles]

("what the fuck, you actually body snatched my nong!" "this is NOT my fault-")

so. Porsche be having A Week:

he fucked his boss and now he's having a crisis about having fucked his boss and it's a jumbled mess because he was drugged but he wanted to fuck his boss then but he regrets it now but also he never got to process any of it before Kinn put him in his place-

needless to say: Kinn's sad puppy eyes trailing after him everywhere he goes right now is not fucking helping

Porsche can't regret not just running away with Chay when they had the chance because the thought of abandoning their parents' home makes him feel sick, but BOY is he grumbling like he does rn

to make matters even worse, Khun's demanded his presence at movie night no less than seven times in the last two days

luckily (bizarrely) Khun doesn't punish Porsche the first time he ignored his summons, so he's just gonna...keep avoiding that for now. the conses will quence eventually but eventually is not right now and Porsche is going to take the fucking breather until seeing a Theerapanyakul doesn't make him want to break a window.

("that b-rated flop, how dare he!!!" "punish my brother for this and I'll shred all your pillows." "he needs to come! I need my nong back and he's being stupid about it!!" "and your robes!." "ungrateful brats, both of you!!!")

then come a summons Porsche can't ignore: Korn

and this week just keeps fucking getting better!

except yeah, actually, this is better because the guy's offering him time off to think things over????

why the fuck are all these Theerapanyakuls acting so WEIRD

not that Porsche gives a shit

he's still raw and bruised from Kinn's "lesson," he barely waits long enough to be dismissed before he's booking it out the door. he doesn't even stop by his room to back a bag. he only turns around to flip off the building when he's a safe three blocks away.

(further up the tower, Khun, who was laying out his grandmaster plan to get Porsche alone (aka "I make him take me to Hum Bar..." "...yeah?" "HE TAKES ME TO HUM BAR!"), gets interrupted by his Pete alert reporting in that Porsche got time off

"WHAT!" "good! try to stop my hia from his well deserved break and I'm grabbing the scissors-" "CHAY! you're HERE!" "duh, and I'm- oH SHIT")

Porsche, very much looking forward to squeezing the stuffing out of his beloved little brother after his extremely shitty week, gets as far as two steps inside his gate before he freezes because that's not his brother

not-Chay assesses him in a distinctly not-Chay manner before he sighs and pinches the bridge of his in a very not-Chay-like way

"how the fuck did you tell so fast?" "WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER YOU FUCKING BASTARD-"

(and it! just! keeps! fucking! getting! better!)

it's at this point when stupid Kinn comes stumbling past the gate like he can't figure out where to put his stupid feet-

which is also when Porsche properly looks between weird-Kinn's wet puppy eyes and not-Chay's furrowed brow and his brain does a blip where he mentally overlays the two expressions on each other and-

"Chay?!," Porsche gasps, reaching for Kinn's body

"h-hia!" Chay blubbers, finally getting his much needed hug

(things are finally, genuinely better. for Porsche and Chay at least, they're clutching and crying while Kinn tries to hide his envy that no one's hugging him.)

anyways. so.

three boys sit around the outdoor table. Kinn-as-Chay is trying to make his new baby face look intimidating instead of jealous. Chay-as-Kinn is sniffle-crying more tears in five minutes than Kinn's shed in the past three years. Porsche-as-Porsche is just trying to keep up while they lay out The Situation.

and by lay out The Situation, I mean Kinn spends most of it trying to interrogate what Chay did to cause a bodyswap. Chay snipes back a million barbs that this is not his fault, if anyone's at fault here it's absolutely the stupid hia hurter. Kinn tries to hide his flinches as Chay lasers in on all of his insecurities and grits his teeth against the overwhelming urge to be a petty bitch back to the actual teenager. Porsche mostly just clutches Chay to his chest and makes pained noises at random intervals because his brain is breaking.

after the third near-outburst because Kinn and Chay won't stop pissing each other off, Porsche decides this is above his paygrade and rides off to get a monk from the nearest temple.

he's halfway to the temple before he suddenly wheels his bike around with a hissed "shit-"

(back at the Kittisawat home, Kinn and Chay sit surrounded by men pointing guns at their heads. this has not interrupted their showdown.

"this is your fault," Chay-as-Kinn hisses. Kinn-as-Chay indulges in the bitchiest eye roll of his entire life. one of the gunmen cocks his gun incredulously before ordering them into the back of a truck.)

...Kinn and Chay bodyswap AU tho...